Bizarre invention for the lonely.... How about a foam pillow shaped like a woman's lap!

Gift shop wizards in Japan have found the perfect solution for tired travellers - a foam pillow shaped like a woman's lap.

They can be bought at duty free shops in Tokyo and Narita International airports.
As well as being soothing for men, it is also a popular joke gift for travellers to bring home for their friends.

Made to replicate the sensation a child would have resting their head on their mother’s lap, the pillow is said to offer similar comfort to men during stressful times - or when simply missing their mother.




Th foam pillow shaped like a woman's lap can be purchased in Narita International airport's duty free shops

Also sold on Japan Trend Shop, the comfy accessory is described in the blurb with the words: 'soft and elastic to the touch, and perfectly suited to lying your head on. You’ll be surprised at how comfortable and real it feels!'

Kneeling 'in Japanese-style', the Hizamakura Lap Pillow recreates the warm and comfortable sensation of laying your head on a woman's lap, be it mother or partner.

Made of polyurethane the cushion is clothed in a polyester skirt that comes in either black or red.

It is not the only comforting pillow to hit the market either. A few months ago Femail reported on the man-shaped Boyfriend Pillow, on sale to comfort all single women.

It is only fair that now the men get one too.

Guys, would you buy this pillow?






Hizamakura is soft and elastic to the touch, and perfectly suited to lying your head on



The 'comforting' object is made to replicate the sensation of resting you head on your mother's lap





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Ulysses Corwin Nevermissashot, Alleged Bank Robber, Guilty Of Having Ridiculous Name

If he was shooting for jail time, he lived true to his name.

Ulysses Corwin Nevermissashot -- yes, that's his real name -- was arrested Tuesday in connection to the November robbery of a U.S. Bank teller at gunpoint in Quilcene, Wash. No shots were fired in the alleged robbery, but Nevermissashot fled with an undisclosed amount of cash, according to the Peninsula Daily News.

Forensic evidence tied him to the crime, police said, adding that a smoldering hand-rolled cigarette found near the bank carried his DNA. A black plastic bag he dropped at the scene also carried his finger print, UPI reports.

It was the first time the bank branch had ever been robbed. Nobody was injured.

Nevermissashot's bail reduct request was denied by a judge. The suspected robber was accused in 2007 of sexually assaulting a girl in Poulsbo, over the course of several years. He was charged with second-degree rape in September of that year, and pleaded guilty to domestic violence and third-degree assault, according to the Kitsap Sun.


Investigators think that there may have been accomplices in the bank robbery. Anyone with information should contact Jefferson County Sheriff’s Detective Brett Anglin at360-385-3831 or banglin@co.jefferson.wa.us





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Girl dumped at three months, missing 14 years after

Augustina



A 14-year-old pupil of Command Children Primary School, Ikeja Military Cantonment, Lagos, Miss Augustina Ilevbare, is missing.

Augustina was last seen on Monday, August 5, 2013.

Until the fateful day, Augustina had been living with her father, Peter Ilevbare, a lance corporal with the Nigerian Army, 9 Brigade Garrison, Ikeja Cantonment and her stepmother, at CBQ 75, Room 14 of the barracks.

Ilevbare, from Uroe Owen East Local Government Area of Edo State, when contacted on the phone, told PUNCH Metro that he had been living with Augustina since 1999.

He added that the girl left home without telling anyone where she was going.

He said Augustina was not born by his current wife, stressing that her mother abandoned her when she was three months old.

Ilevbare said he and the missing child’s mother were not properly married when she got pregnant for him.

He added, “Since that time, she had been living happily with me and her stepmother. Ever since her mother, whom I have severed relationship with, dumped her in my place when she was three months, I have not set my eyes on her.

“The Sunday preceding her disappearance, we (the family including Augustina), went to an eatery. That is why her disappearance is giving me cause for concern. I enquired from my wife whether they had a disagreement, she answered to the contrary.”

The soldier said they had searched every nook and cranny for her but to no avail.

“Since that time, nobody has heard any information about her. She does not have phone for us to call. I searched for her mother’s place, but she said she did not see our daughter.

“Why I am also disturbed is that nobody has called us for ransom to suspect that she must have been kidnapped,” he said.

Ilevbare said he had already reported the matter at Akinpelu Police Division in Oshodi.

He also said the matter had been reported to the Military Police office at the Ikeja Military Cantonment.

The spokesperson for the state police command, Ngozi Braide, said she could not reach the Divisional Police Officer of the station where the case was reported, adding that she would call back.



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Testicle eating fish discovered in the Scandinavian waters! Swimmers beware!!

Black Pacu (Colossoma macropomum)


If you're going swimming in Scandinavia, wear your trunks!

Authorities are warning skinny dippers about the Pacu, a fish similar to the piranha that really enjoys cracking nuts with its strong jaws. They've also been known to mistake testicles for something nice and crunchy, and they're strong enough to take off a finger.

Fisherman discovered the horrifying little creature, which is native to South America, in the Danish/Swedish strait of Oresund, CNN reports. The Pacu can grow to 55 pounds, has giant teeth and looks angry, but is usually the more friendly cousin of the piranha. That is, until it sees a testicle.

Experts at the Natural History Museum of Denmark, who were notified of the Pacu sighting, warn: "Anyone choosing to bathe in the Oresund these days had best keep their swimsuits well tied."

Locals in Papua New Guinea say they have firsthand knowledge of a fatal testicle bite. Two fisherman are said to have died of blood loss after a Pacu chomped off their testicles, according to Metro. That said, such attacks are uncommon.

Last year, two Pacus were reportedly spotted in Lake Lou Yaeger in Illinois. Officials think amateur exotic fish collectors are the ones releasing their pets into waters where they don't belong. Anyone caught dumping exotic fish can be criminally charged.

It's unclear how the fish got into Scandinavian waters.

Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Turn Down Millions For Baby's First Pics

Don't be fooled this is not a photo of Kim Kardashian holding North West.

According to TMZ , Kim Kardashian And Kanye West have already passed on several impressive offers , including one as high as $3 million for the first photos of North West.

Sources told the website that the couple thought about selling photos of little North West, and then donating the money to charity the way other stars have done, but they decided against it.

 There has been alot of stunts and fake  photos of North West  in recent weeks.